enter snort-worthy double entendre here

For any of you who remember the whole Brit Quilt Swap Regina Phalange saga … look what I came home to the other day … 

pussy and lady parts in perfect harmony

I think we can be confident that he’s finally made the transition from previous owners to pings household.  

That’s m’boy.

Ch-ch-ch-challenging ….

Hello blogland … I’m not really back, but I just wanted to touch base and wave at you a bit. 

Life and Work are both ‘challenging’ at the mo. Work is interesting but I don’t have the time to be interested - 14 hour days filled with confusion.   Meh stuff in life is bad news enough to almost be intriguing, if I were a novelist, or a better blogger perhaps.

I went out for a walk yesterday.  It felt good to be out in the fresh air not thinking about anything.

There’s something about a man in a kilt.  For me it’s the suspenders and pleats.

I like the worn down heel  …  How many hours a day does he stand in that position, strangling Amazing Grace? 

Apologies, for the randomness of this post …

… and the biggest apologies of all to my lovely Japanese Scrap Bag Challenge participants. You lovely people are my top priority this week.  I will be in touch … I love what you’re all doing, I just haven’t had time to pay attention to online life at all.  I’ll be on it.  If you’re not doing the challenge do click the link and see what people are making.

But first I need to write three tests and plan a whole shedload of lessons.
 

See you all on the other side of the week … Let’s be careful out there